The Book of The Cat Part 2

After you have chosen your cat or more correctly he has chosen you life will never be the same. felines like to control and it is now your job to establish the respect you will need for peaceful living. Some swear by padded baskets and pretty pastel collars and in exchange they are naturally expect ing loyalty and obedience. It is more likely that your cat will adore your reflection but barely tolerate your presence.
A cat's greatest weakness is his fascination with sparkling objects. However, use this charm wisely to gain the kind of attention that only the beholder of the shiny thing deserves. Felines are very corruptible while at play but trying to play fetch with him would only insult his intelligence and a waste of his precious time.